Of holiday earworms.

I have two pernicious holiday earworms, both filks. Why can't I have "normal" holiday earworms? I'd be fine with Gaudete, or "Gabriel's Message", or something obscure, but nooooo....

One of them exacerbates my tendency to slip into Yooper, and the other is just plain strange.

Ttto Jingle Bells

"Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray eh
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio it's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet"

Ttto White Christmas

"I'm dreaming of a white Corvette, just like the ones in Motor Trend
with a big fat engine, and Goodyear tires, to do donuts in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Corvette with every Pinto that I pass
May your dreams be merry and bright and may all your Corvettes be white."

Christmas cards have begun arriving. I guess I should find the cards I bought in January. And start writing the letter. :)